Just a little danger...

Do you live...for excitement? Risk?! DANGER?!

(And a good deal, of course.)

Then TWOC has the stuff for you!

Sure, it failed to open on the last jump, and was so terrifying that the previous owner stopped skydiving. But once it was RECOVERED FROM THE BODY, it was fixed, so now we're sure...well, 57% sure...that it's fine. It's fiiiiine...

This surgery is so simple, even a man with a cyst could do it -- but not a man with a headache. What could possibly go wrong?

It's fine. It's fiiiiine.

Maybe you're just looking to add a tiny whiff of danger to your life, though. 

Perhaps a blood-scented candle from sickwix.com? Bloody charm knife included! Choose from many styles (baby in a jar, anyone?) and great scents such as musty basement or creepy old hospital!

You're welcome.