For only $33, you too can protect your Chupa Chups (and no, that's not innuendo). You never know when you might need an emergency Chupa Chups, so keep one of these bad boys on you at all times, and you'll ensure yours is never broken.

View many more completely unnecessary candy cases at sweetd-life.com

Just a little danger...

Do you live...for excitement? Risk?! DANGER?!

(And a good deal, of course.)

Then TWOC has the stuff for you!

Sure, it failed to open on the last jump, and was so terrifying that the previous owner stopped skydiving. But once it was RECOVERED FROM THE BODY, it was fixed, so now we're sure...well, 57% sure...that it's fine. It's fiiiiine...

This surgery is so simple, even a man with a cyst could do it -- but not a man with a headache. What could possibly go wrong?

It's fine. It's fiiiiine.

Maybe you're just looking to add a tiny whiff of danger to your life, though. 

Perhaps a blood-scented candle from sickwix.com? Bloody charm knife included! Choose from many styles (baby in a jar, anyone?) and great scents such as musty basement or creepy old hospital!

You're welcome.

Oh, friends! Forgive me! We have had terrible internet problems...then we lost power...then more internet problems (boooo, Comcast boo). But don't worry, we are here! 

Let's talk about quality of life for a minute here. When you think of all the time you waste on mundanities...it's really very sobering. But there is help.

With this handy little device from homedepot.com, you will never again have to exert energy on egg cracking.

Or perhaps you're looking to go in the other direction. Perhaps you'd like to simplify; you've seen those "tiny houses" and thought, hey, yeah, I could do that! Look no further, my friends.

Pampering yourself can increase your quality of life as well. And so does a little risk.

Can I say, I love how the writer of this jokes about rubbing it on a stranger's feet, like, "How crazy would someone have to be to actually WANT that?!" Welcome to Craigslist, ma'am...

Community is a huge factor in leading a full life. Maybe you need a friend to talk to, laugh with, or...draw your face on a balloon??

Thank you, and good night!