Strange Animals

When I first read this surfer-laced post, I thought for sure it was just an attempt to drum up interest. There's no such thing as a cool rooster, right? But then, I looked at the photos, and I've got to say, I was impressed.

This man may literally have the chillest rooster ever. Even if he is a little high.

On the same theme of taking a closer look, my knee-jerk reaction to this next post was, "What? He has a groundhog (?) named Wiggles who has an entire couch as a toy?!" (ahem, loveseat. Excuse me.) But after looking at the supporting pics, all weirdness was absorbed by how impossibly cute Wiggles was.

This one has to be my favorite. How does he get so flat??

At this point, you're probably saying to yourself, "So what? Now it's all cuteness and rainbows? What happened to the strange?"

Trust me. There is more strange.

For me, it's really the in-depth description that does it. Also, doesn't sheer humiliation of the duck count as improper care? I love the part where it says they will be "gently secured" into a model train set. Yeah...

You want weirder, you say?

Not recommended for houses with small children OR ANIMALS?! What kind of irony is this??

And finally, from our friends at lamebook.com...

You never know when you might need some!

Here's to the ladies...

Our first lady of the day is STR8 CHILLIN, and all she wants is to go ALL OVER TOWN, BABY! Oh, but only if you're not Irish. Gross.

If I were a man, I wouldn't even need to click through on this one to know that it's probably not going to work out...

Our third woman of the day is a little less descriptive, but just as reel. And from the very reel town of...muroevile?

And finally, ladies: what we all dream of. A white knight in shining armor, to swoop in and prevent our feet from the terrible discomfort of having to rest on the floor.

While innocently looking on amazon.com, I stumbled across this little beauty. 

I have no words. I comment only with this image from inside the book.

But perhaps you have a different kind of cat. Perhaps your cat is less into dancing, and prefers something more...extreme? Then a severed limb toy from LifeWithTigers at etsy.com may be right up his alley!

For more, slightly less SFW (ahem) kitty play things, you should probably check out these toys from MeowADays.

Mmmm...at Walmart and loading kitty litter into the car? Me-ow!

And now, a throw back (already!) to our last mistaken cat-dentity. If you are unsure of an animal's species, google it. Actually...maybe you should google it if you think you know, too. Because apparently you can be pretty sure of something and still be wrong.

 

 I stumbled across this fantastic money maker this week. 101 HAVE SOLD. Do the math, people, do the math.

I'm sure these are used most frequently in "innocent pranks..."

Photo courtesy of ebay.com.

But if figuring out how to open, tamper with, and reseal pregnancy tests is too much work for you, you could just sell...well, see for yourself.

Photo courtesy of ebay.com.

For all you "purist" moms out there, who will only let the finest products touch their baby's skin, here's one that's sure to be a hit, from YoursInSoap at etsy.com.

And, to cap it all off, a post from our old faithful, craigslist.com. Why shell out for those expensive pregnancy pillows when you could just do this?!

Is your bathroom time too ORDINARY?

Do you believe even your poop should GLITTER LIKE THE MORNING SUN?

Is no price too high for you to resolve this GLARING issue?

Look no more!

Yes, these will make your poops glitter. Photo credit to citizen-citizen.com.

Or perhaps you're looking for a deal on dog urns? Perhaps lightly used is the way to go! As long as you don't mind oily, mysterious coatings or unceremoniously tearing off the name of another pet.

If you're looking for an urn, I'm guessing you're looking for a new pet. Here's one that will keep you from ever dealing with loss again.

But act fast, because it appears they go quickly!

This looks like one of those hidden item games where you have to find things to solve the murder.

Which means a murder probably occurred here. Don't look for a body, just grab the microwave and go.

All photos credited to craigslist.org unless otherwise noted.

My first (anonymous) submission!

Wait, is THAT what I'm supposed to use that for?! 

Photo credit amazon.com.


This is probably my favorite post today. Mostly because it's so close to the truth that it hurts. 

Stop the madness. Stop. 

I was planning on buying a 2010 Banana, but this is a tough offer to pass up...

Aint nothin lik a squrl debubbler aparetus to liven up yer next bonfier!

Perhaps "rectified" wasn't the best choice of words here...

All photos from craigslist.org unless otherwise noted.

I have so many questions about this. Like, are you reading the dolphin's minds? How many people have dolphins? Is the dolphin reading the baby's mind? How did YOU get ahold of a dolphin?

Perhaps I will just "call immediately."

Stuck up jerk. Didn't even react when I poked him with my BBQ prod. Didn't thank him when I rubbed coconut oil on his hairless (?) yellow (??) ankles.

What ever happened to the good ole days, when we just called 911 when a man was passed out on the stoop?

I am so creeped out by this. 

Manners. I like dat. I like dat a lot.

For the size of a small refrigerator, you too can cook a single pot of rice without a timer!

"Cook ALL the rice!"

I would consider buying a goat just to see this happen.

You had me at "indoor chickens or ducks"...

Perhaps now I can keep up with the cute diapers of all my cloth-diapering friends...and completely insult them, all at the same time.

Darn wife. Always concerned with things like *saaafety*. 

This gives me an idea for making some money off the neighbors' stuff! "For sale: 2013 Dodge Ram. No keys. Bring a crane."

Why specifically a moose?  

This is one of those posts that you think, surely, they are joking, but deep in your heart you know the truth.

Anyone else suddenly craving some KFC?

I wonder if they would trade for 30 cartons of Neapolitan ice cream with the chocolate side missing?

We know that feel, bro. How did we do it before Craigslist?!

Oh, right...

Photo credit: http://donthatethegeek.com/

And now, for the customary corgi-bouquet...

All photos from craigslist.org unless otherwise noted.