The Worst of Craigslist

Is your bathroom time too ORDINARY?

Do you believe even your poop should GLITTER LIKE THE MORNING SUN?

Is no price too high for you to resolve this GLARING issue?

Look no more!

Yes, these will make your poops glitter. Photo credit to citizen-citizen.com.

Or perhaps you're looking for a deal on dog urns? Perhaps lightly used is the way to go! As long as you don't mind oily, mysterious coatings or unceremoniously tearing off the name of another pet.

If you're looking for an urn, I'm guessing you're looking for a new pet. Here's one that will keep you from ever dealing with loss again.

But act fast, because it appears they go quickly!

This looks like one of those hidden item games where you have to find things to solve the murder.

Which means a murder probably occurred here. Don't look for a body, just grab the microwave and go.

All photos credited to craigslist.org unless otherwise noted.