You had me at "indoor chickens or ducks"...
Perhaps now I can keep up with the cute diapers of all my cloth-diapering friends...and completely insult them, all at the same time.
Darn wife. Always concerned with things like *saaafety*.
This gives me an idea for making some money off the neighbors' stuff! "For sale: 2013 Dodge Ram. No keys. Bring a crane."

Why specifically a moose?
This is one of those posts that you think, surely, they are joking, but deep in your heart you know the truth.




HAHA! Bring a crane!
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